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Top and best 110 Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes

With the huge list of previous best Whatsapp status including cool status, we bring the next list of best funny Whatsapp status for all of you with unique and attractive touch to the list. These funny statuses are surely going to make your profile look astonishing and spread some smile among your friends. 
Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes


We have a nice collection of funny Whatsapp status from which you can choose your favorite status and update your Whatsapp status. So be ready to pick your favorite hilarious, funny Whatsapp status from the list provided below.

Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes


Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's probably dead. 
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
Save Water, Drink Beer!!
Everything is rightly confused.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 
a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
Only you can work better.
sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
If you can't the thing, Move on: D
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Hey,you are reading my status again??
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
Marriage means silent suicide
Live life like a KING!!
It’s your life make it large as much as you can.
The greatest journey of your life is—Life is self.
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